Ahoy, lads! Cap’n Jim here to share with ye what we’ve been up to the last few weeks. We received an “invitation” from a certain ‘Lord Mayor’ in a sleepy Irish seaside town that shall go unnamed. A cunning, clever conniver after yer Cap’n’s own dark heart, Lord Mayor told us that the town’s…
Ahoy, Mateys! Today, let’s talk not of the beauty of the beard, but how ye can ruin said beauty. Not that we’d ever do it on purpose. But sometimes even a mighty buccaneer makes mistakes. Let’s start with an all-too-obvious snafu (yeah, that stands for “situation normal all fucked up” and pretty much describes the…
Ahoy, all ye lubbers, scoundrels, ruffians, rogues, and salts! Now I have heard tell among the crew that me reputation may not be as stellar as it once was. Aye, yer Cap’n be known as many things — pirate, lover, entrepreneur, and man about beard. Indeed I have spent many hours pontificating on the subject…
“What do ye think the teacher’s gonna look like this year?” –Legendary Pirate Captain David Lee Roth Ahoy all ye sailors, lubbers and lovers, It be yer old salt Cap’n Jim here with a quick update. From September 12 through 15, 2017, save 20% on any order at our humble little website. That’s something even…
Ahoy, Mateys! Hope ye swashbucklers are enjoying our fine summer. The Cap’n’s been sitting on deck and imbibing his barrel of rum while cavorting with busty wenches. Oh, no… sorry, hang on there… that was just a dream. A beautiful dream. You buccaneers seem to have appreciated our handy dandy guide from last week about…
Ahoy, Mateys! As ye know, the Cap’n is a big fan of home remedies for yer best asset. Why? ‘Cause ye know what the little birds say about the Cap’n: “cheap, cheap, cheap.” Seriously, this here swashbuckler doesn’t want to spend a hook and a leg on beard products. Hence, the Cap’n has put together…
Ahoy, Mateys! Today I have a story for you. The mighty tale of how I, Cap’n Jim, defeated the scourge of every bearded swashbuckler. That’s right, I went beard to baby-chin with a clean-shaven landlubber. Here is what happened: The Cap’n and his crew – after successfully marauding their way across the Seven Seas –…
Ahoy, Mateys! Let’s talk about the time of year: summer – and how that affects our best asset. Now you’ve probably heard some landlubber tell ye’ somethin’ like: “Yo, mighty buccaneer, aren’t ye too warm with that cat on yer face?” Well, if ye choose to forego gutting his innards with yer hook and decide…
Ahoy, Mateys! As ye know, Father’s Day is this Sunday. Hope ye all have plans to celebrate. If ye don’t yet know how to celebrate that day, check out the Cap’n’s here blog scroll about Father’s Day Shenanigans from around the globe: https://bbfm.webbyspice.com/fathers-day-shenanigans/ — that should give ye plenty of inspiration. The Cap’n’s personal favorite…
Ahoy, Mateys! Let’s talk about a burning issue today… actually, more like an itchy one. We keep gettin’ emails from pirates asking us what to do about beard itch. Hence, I must down me bottle of rum (momentarily) to write another blog scroll about the itch that can ruin a swashbuckler’s life. Ye know the…
