About Blackbeard For Men a Quick And Easy Beard Color

Blackbeard for Men is a Quick And Easy Beard Color founded by Cap’n Jim and his crew of scurvy sea dogs in 2012, when the intrepid buccaneer discovered a wintry forest creeping into his dashing pirate goatee. He looked starboard and he looked aft, but couldn’t find a solution (ye be readin’ all about it below, arr). So he battened down the hatches and created Blackbeard for Men for himself and any lad (or lassie) that needs it. Mateys, let yer jolly roger fly high! The Cap’n’s got yer back. To find out more about Blackbeard For Men, read this interview with founder Cap’n Jim.

 

Do you know what really caused the fall of Rome?
Blackbeard for Men’s Cap’n Jim explains in this ridiculous video.

 

 

Ahoy, mateys!

Cap’n Jim here. Men’s facial hair be tendin’ to gray faster than the hair on our roguishly handsome heads. Argh! (That be not a righteous ARR! mind ye, but a shout of dismay.) I’m sure there be some scientific explanation for this, but here be what the Cap’n knows about it: it sucks. Assuredly I don’t want to be lookin’ like that scurvy ol’ seadog Greybeard himself. I be havin’ some gray in my hair, sure, but there be serious full-on WHITE in me beard, mustache and sideburns. Shiver me timbers!

If ye be like me, ye probably dealt with this as a three-step process:

Step One: lgnore it.

Most of us proud scalawags are not really aware how much older our gray facial hair be makin’ us look; or we be deludin’ ourselves into thinking that it looks “distinguished” and we be all shipshape. Besides, the gray creeps up on us pirates slowly indeed, so what at first be no big deal suddenly becomes, “Ahoy, Grampa!” Again, I say, argh!

Step Two: Try in vain to deal with it.

Upon finally realizing that the gray be a problem, we be seekin’ solutions. And the only solution that be available to us swabs ‘til now is Just for Men Mustache & Beard (or a henna beard dye that requires multiple applications to build up any intensity of color.) So we purloin a box from the local drugstore, momentarily excited that we found a way to lick the gray, we have.

Until we try using the stuff.

Okay, first of all, ye only get three applications per box. So if ye be like me, and yer beard and mustache grow rapidly, that means within a day or two after applying Just for Men Beard & Mustache, ye already got gray roots, and within a week ye have to do the whole painstaking application process all over again. (Note: Blackbeard for Men works well at touching up those roots, if ye still be likin’ yer beard dye fer some reason.)

Speakin’ of the application process, the harsh chemical smell knocks ye for a loop. Almost killed me parrot, it did! For sure, applying the product be a pain, and ye have to breathe these acrid fumes for five minutes and then take a shower. That be a lot of time and hassle, pirates. Wouldn’t ye rather be weighin’ anchor, hoistin’ the mizzen, and buyin’ a pretty lass a bottle of rum, rather than be stuck in the bathroom?

So again, if ye mateys be like me, ye soon throw in the towel and go to…

Step Three: lgnore it again.

Which brings us to now. See, with a tip of the hat to Sy Sperling of Hair Club for Men, I be not only the Cap’n of Blackbeard for Men, I be also a client. ARR! (Now that be a real, pirate Arr this time, lads.) I be livin’ this stuff. I knew there had to be another way. I envisioned a gray beard solution that applies in seconds, not five-plus excruciating minutes. I wanted something ye could apply easily, daily, so as to keep up with roots. I wanted something that wears well, looks natural, and most importantly, has no harsh chemical odor — or side effects like burning or itching or drying. And I wanted something that ye could use to touch up just a few spots of gray on yer beard, mustache – and sideburns and eyebrows too! By the by, that be somethin’ NO dye can do – touch up yer eyebrows. Can I get a “Yo ho ho” here, pirates?

So working with a leading cosmetics manufacturer, we developed Blackbeard for Men Formula X, a long-wearing, patented, topical colorant. It looks natural, be water resistant, uses only proven safe, tested and mild ingredients used fer years in cosmetic products, wears 8 hours or more, and applies in seconds. Plus I can leave some gray around the edges, which ye cannot do with a dye, for a totally natural look.

Once I started using Blackbeard for Men, I started getting compliments from all the lads and lassies, buccaneers, swashbucklers and landlubbers alike, as to how young I be lookin’. I told a few of them what my secret was, and the reaction was always the same: “Cap’n, ye be needin’ to market this stuff!” Well, aye-aye then!

The Cap'n - Blackbeard For Men
The Cap’n



I hope ye all love Blackbeard for Men as much as I do. There be a new gray beard solution in town. Arrr!
Get Your Beard On!

Cap’n Jim
Founder, Blackbeard for Men

 

 

Cap’n Jim Answers some of your questions. Arr!

What is Blackbeard for Men?

Blackbeard for Men is patented, water-resistant brush-on hair color specially designed for men’s facial hair. It is NOT a dye! It can be used on its own to touch up gray patches in your beard, mustache, sideburns and eyebrows, or even to touch up your roots if you use a dye and don’t want to deal with the enormous hassle of re-applying the dye. Arr!

Is Blackbeard for Men easy to use?

Arr, you bet, matey! Application time is about 40 seconds. You just brush it on. If ye accidentally apply too much or get some on your skin, just wipe it off with a tissue. If ye want to leave a little gray for a natural look, go fer it. Blackbeard for Men Formula X dries in about a minute or so.

What are the benefits of using Blackbeard for Men?

Look younger instantly! Users of Blackbeard for Men report chopping a decade or more off their appearance in seconds. Check out our before and after pix and see for yourself!

Self-confidence. Proceed boldly, knowing that the world perceives you as younger and more dynamic. You only live once. Make the most of it! With Blackbeard for Men, you’ll know that the world perceives you differently – better, stronger, faster.

Be more attractive. Why does having a thicker, fuller grayless beard make you more attractive? Because we perceive “greybeards” as old, and old equals tired and simply less desirable than new. Maybe it’s a psychological trick, but Blackbeard for Men users do consistently report being perceived as “more attractive.”

More opportunities for employment/advancement. Unfortunately, ageism is very real. In many fields, youth is valued while age and experience are treated with derision. If you’re looking for a job and you have a gray mustache or beard, unless you’re at the executive level, the deck is heavily stacked against you. Blackbeard for Men helps you even up the odds.

Is Blackbeard for Men safe to use?

Blackbeard for Men is hypoallergenic and non-toxic when used as directed. It was developed with a leading manufacturer of hair care and cosmetics products. The formulation uses only the finest approved and well-established colorants used safely for decades in other products around the world.

Blackbeard for Men has been independently safety tested by TUV Rheinland Laboratories, who pronounced Blackbeard for Men “safe when used as intended and under circumstances involving reasonable foreseeable misuse according to U.S. Federal Hazardous Substance Act (FHSA) Regulations and U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) Regulations for Cosmetic Products.” As well, it has been tested and certified 100% mercury-free.

Blackbeard for Men is not a dye, so it is ideal for people who are sensitive to the harsh chemicals in dyes. Most people who are unable to use dyes are able to use Blackbeard for Men.