Father's Day Gifts!
Ahoy, Lads! It’s June! Time flies like our vessel glides across the waves – or maybe it just feels that way ‘cause the last bottle of rum I drank was...
Zen and the Art of Beard Maintenance!
Ahoy, Mateys! Often a whole caseload of bottles swims towards the Cap’n’s ship and those bottles contain messages from desperate pirates drowning in questions about beard maintenance. Those poor lads...
Ye Have Questions...
We've Got Hamsters! Er... no. Start again. Ye Have Questions... We Have Answers! Ahoy lads, Cap'n Jim here. We get a fair amount of mail rolling in to us, and...
Books for Bearded Dads!
Ahoy, Mateys! In his travels across the Seven Seas, the Cap’n sometimes comes across really interesting swashbucklers. Just recently he met a buccaneer by the name of Kellen Roggenbuck who...
Everything You Need to Know About BEARD TRANSPLANTS!
Ahoy, Mateys! Sometimes the Cap’n gets messages in bottles from swashbucklers who have one conundrum or another. And the Cap’n bein’ the Cap’n (someone who always loves to opine) endeavors...
A Valentine's Day Tale!
Ahoy, Mateys! The Cap’n has a treat for you today: a Valentine’s Day story. The Cap’n once knew a pirate lad -- let’s call him Joe – who was a...
Thicken your BEARD!
Ahoy, Mateys! We all want a thick pirate beard. After all, the thicker the beard, the more virile the swashbuckler. (At least according to this here Cap’n.) That begs the...
Fan Mail for Blackbeard!
Ahoy Mateys! The swashbuckling lads over at Swagger Magazine wrote a lovely message in a bottle about Blackbeard for Men. Ye can check it out here: http://www.swaggermagazine.com/home/grooming/hypoallergenic-help-for-graybeards/ And these are...
Best Beard Color! Say What?
Ahoy, Mateys! Happy New Year! Hope ye lads and lassies had a good beginning of 2019. Wishing you smooth sailing in the coming year and plenty of fun pirate adventures....
Questions for the Cap'n!
Ahoy, Mateys! When the Cap’n and his crew drop anchor in a port, the local lads sometimes have questions about the Cap’n’s treasure: Blackbeard for Men. There was a particularly...
Beard Presents!
Ahoy, Mateys! ‘Tis the season. The season when ye sail around like a fish with its fin cut off ‘cause yer tryin’ to find the perfect presents for yer pirates...
Trim Your Beard the Right Way!
Ahoy, Mateys! Last time, the Cap’n opined about beard trimmers. (Ye can find the Cap’n’s musings right here https://blackbeardformen.com/beard-trimmers/) It occurred to the Cap’n that ye might wanna know how...
Beard Trimmers!
Ahoy, Me Hearties! All of us bearded lads (and ladies, if there be any) sometimes have to deal with trimming our best asset – our beard. And then we moan...
Shape the face, shape the beard!
Ahoy, my fellow swashbucklers! Mateys, lots of important dates comin’ up in this here pirate life. We got no-shave November followed hot on its heels by the holidays. Buccaneers, swashbucklers,...
International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Ahoy, Mateys! Time to shine yer cutlass and practice yer “arr’s.” Why? ‘Cause our day is comin’ up, ye bearded buccaneers and swashbucklers. “International Talk like a Pirate Day” is...
And Then There Be GRAY
Fellow Scoundrels and Brothers in Beardnificence, Cap'n Jim here with ye a horrific quasi-true story that should serve as a cautionary tale to us all. Recently, Cap'n Tanya (me partner...
What Do Ye Do With a Drunken Sailor?
Ahoy, privateers! There be a famous sea shanty ye may all have heard, and it goes, "What do ye do with a drunken sailor ear-lye in the mornin'?" In the...
Define your BEARD!
Ahoy, Mateys! As ye know, the Cap’n has many terms of endearment for his beard. “My best asset,” “my pride and joy,” “the love of my life,” and “my manly...
Testosterone for your Beard!
Ahoy, Mateys! The Cap’n is feelin’ smart today. Must be that new liquid diet he’s on: a pint of ale plus a nice, well-sized mug of rum four times a...
Summer Shave and Your Beard Shaping Tools!
Ahoy, Mateys! So here we are, my fellow swashbucklers. Memorial Day is behind us and we’re lookin’ ahead to the warmer months. With summer on the horizon, many a mighty...
