Let’s Talk About Classy Beards!
Avast, me hearties! Cap’n Jim is feeling classy. And that, lads, be a rare thing indeed. The Cap’n, of course, is chawing about a classy beard. How do ye get...
Back to Beard Basics!
Ahoy, Mateys! Let’s go back to beard basics today. It’s easy to get caught up in the nitty-gritty of yer best asset; after all, the beard is an endlessly fascinatin’...
Pirate, it's Cold Outside!
Ahoy, Mateys! As ye may know, the Cap’n resides in sunny Southern California. But, believe it or not, it’s gotten cold. Really cold. Well, as really cold as it can...
Beards in Alternate History!
Ahoy, Mateys! Cap’n Jim here. And it’s time for another yarn by ye old seafarer. We shall continue our series of “beards in alternate history.” What's that, ye ask? Well,...
New Year. New Beard. New You.
Ahoy, Mateys! ‘Tis a brand new year. Again! Sometimes, when I sit in my cabin at night sanding down the splinters in my peg leg, I wonder how time flies...
Birthdays. Aargh.
Lads! As yer Cap'n writes this, I be just days away from me birthday. Not sure why we celebrate this day. Who wants to be a year older? Let's face...
Christmas Gifts for the Beard!
Ahoy, Mateys! Last year, the Cap’n opined – after all, he loves opining – on the perfect stocking stuffers for yer best asset. The Cap’n got many messages in a...
Winter Beard on the Horizon!
Ahoy, Mateys! ‘Tis the season… again. The season when yer most likely freezin’ yer tail off and dreamin’ of summer. When yer bemoanin’ the lack of sun and suddenly understand...
The Cap'n Conquers the Emerald Isles
Cap'n Jim on deck at Port of Dublin Ahoy, lads! Cap'n Jim here to share with ye what we've been up to the last few weeks. We received an "invitation"...
Beard Care Mistakes to Avoid!
Ahoy, Mateys! Today, let’s talk not of the beauty of the beard, but how ye can ruin said beauty. Not that we’d ever do it on purpose. But sometimes even...
Cap'n Jim's Top 5 Drink Recipes
Ahoy, all ye lubbers, scoundrels, ruffians, rogues, and salts! Now I have heard tell among the crew that me reputation may not be as stellar as it once was. Aye,...
Back to School Sale at Blackbeard for Men!
"What do ye think the teacher's gonna look like this year?" --Legendary Pirate Captain David Lee Roth Ahoy all ye sailors, lubbers and lovers, It be yer old salt Cap'n...
