Ye Have Questions…

We’ve Got Hamsters! Er… no. Start again. Ye Have Questions… We Have Answers! Ahoy lads, Cap’n Jim here. We get a fair amount of mail rolling in to us, and there be some interesting questions — so we thought it best to share the answers with ye lot. Perhaps some of ye have the same […]

Thicken your BEARD!

Cap'n Jim Sunset

Ahoy, Mateys! We all want a thick pirate beard. After all, the thicker the beard, the more virile the swashbuckler. (At least according to this here Cap’n.) That begs the question: how do ye thicken yer best asset? Problem is that genetics plays a big part in how thick yer beard will be. And ye […]

Trim Your Beard the Right Way!

beards are great

Ahoy, Mateys! Last time, the Cap’n opined about beard trimmers. (Ye can find the Cap’n’s musings right here https://blackbeardformen.com/beard-trimmers/) It occurred to the Cap’n that ye might wanna know how exactly ye should go about trimming yer best assets with those new trimmers. Hence, he wrote this here message in a bottle. First of all, […]

Beard Trimmers!

Bread trimmers

Ahoy, Me Hearties! All of us bearded lads (and ladies, if there be any) sometimes have to deal with trimming our best asset – our beard. And then we moan and groan and hum and haw… because we really don’t want to. Also, we’d have to find the right trimming implements and figure out how […]

Shape the face, shape the beard!

Shape the beard

Ahoy, my fellow swashbucklers! Mateys, lots of important dates comin’ up in this here pirate life. We got no-shave November followed hot on its heels by the holidays. Buccaneers, swashbucklers, rum-drinkers, that means first we’ll let our beards grow and then we have to look good for the family get-together otherwise the womenfolk will bring […]