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What Do Ye Do With a Drunken Sailor?

Ahoy, privateers! There be a famous sea shanty ye may all have heard, and it goes, “What do ye do with a drunken sailor ear-lye in the mornin’?” In the interest of science, we here at Blackbeard for Men decided to investigate. Now this was not going to be an easy task, fellow beardsmen. Firstly…

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Birthdays. Aargh.

Lads! As yer Cap’n writes this, I be just days away from me birthday. Not sure why we celebrate this day. Who wants to be a year older? Let’s face it, with the exception of the ultra-rich and the globalist elites who seem curiously impervious to meeting their maker, all of us kick the proverbial…

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The Cap’n Conquers the Emerald Isles

  Ahoy, lads! Cap’n Jim here to share with ye what we’ve been up to the last few weeks. We received an “invitation” from a certain ‘Lord Mayor’ in a sleepy Irish seaside town that shall go unnamed. A cunning, clever conniver after yer Cap’n’s own dark heart, Lord Mayor told us that the town’s…

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Cap’n Jim’s Top 5 Drink Recipes

Ahoy, all ye lubbers, scoundrels, ruffians, rogues, and salts! Now I have heard tell among the crew that me reputation may not be as stellar as it once was. Aye, yer Cap’n be known as many things — pirate, lover, entrepreneur, and man about beard. Indeed I have spent many hours pontificating on the subject…

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Back to School Sale at Blackbeard for Men!

“What do ye think the teacher’s gonna look like this year?” –Legendary Pirate Captain David Lee Roth Ahoy all ye sailors, lubbers and lovers, It be yer old salt Cap’n Jim here with a quick update. From September 12 through 15, 2017, save 20% on any order at our humble little website. That’s something even…