Ahoy, faithful crew, Cap’n Jim here with the unfortunate news that we will not be able to offer our traditional Valentine’s Day Sale this year. But fear not — ye won’t have to wait long. We’re planning on having back-to-back St. Patrick’s Day (March) and Blackbeard’s Birthday (April) sales.
And speaking of Valentine’s Day…
Cap’n Tanya and I snapped this pic for Valentine’s Day 2015. We make a dashing couple, don’t we? Of course, the Cap’n’s got to be a mite honest here. I met the lovely Tanya 5 years ago, right after launching Blackbeard for Men. She had no idea the Cap’n’s whiskers were whiter than a Polar Bear’s arse. Would the Cap’n have attracted such a devilishly smart and fetching lass looking like ol’ Greybeard himself? Arr, I dare say not. That be the power of Blackbeard for Men, lads. A little beard color can change the bearing on yer life voyage in a positive way.
May all ye have a lovely Valentine’s Day — but a word of caution from one pirate to another: beware ye caustic beard dye, and beware ye the gold-diggers.
P.S. Oh, and don’t ye forget, ye can download our Pirate’s Guide to Dating e-book free right here on the site.