Cold Weather Beard!

Ahoy, Mateys!

‘Tis the season… the cold one. Winter be upon us. If ye have a beard and live in a not-so-temperate zone
yer a lucky pirate, cause yer beard will keep ye warm. I’ve even heard swashbucklers swear up and down
the canal that their beards grow more quickly in winter. (Sorry, lads, it ain’t really true.)

Hence, ye would assume that yer beards be good for the wintry weather. And you’d be right! The wintry
cold can wreak havoc on yer face. It dries out yer skin and makes it itchy and flaky – that is, if yer a
beard-less landlubber. But if yer a bearded pirate, yer beard protects ye from the cold’s drying and
unsightly effects including wind burn.

Now, pirate, what sort of beard should ye aim for during the cold weather? A full one, of course, ‘cause
it’s the type of beard that’ll protect ye against the elements. If ye can’t manage a full, mountain man
type beard, don’t dismay. Many of us have a problem growing such a glory due to thinning spots,
uneven growth or significant others and bosses who might be opposed. There are other solution for a
winter beard. What the Cap’n has termed the “full stubble” works well in the cold month. Winter is a
time for the rugged – so the ruggedly handsome lad can let his stubble shine.

Of course, ye also need to treat yer beard a bit differently during the blustery season. For starters, ye
wanna ease up on the hot showers. Yeah, they be nice when it’s cold and snowy outside. The problem
with the hot water is that it strips yer beard (and skin) of its natural oils. In other words, dries it out. And
ye’ll have plenty of problems with that in winter already, so ye don’t wanna add to it. If ye absolutely
have to take a hot shower (what sort of pirate be you?) then at least try to keep yer beard out of the hot
water as much as possible. (Or use the hot tub.) Ye also want to make sure to dry yer best asset
properly, ‘cause if the water evaporates on yer beard, it’ll take even more moisture with it. Next, ye only
wanna shampoo yer best asset once a week and the rest of the time use a conditioner on yer beard.
That’ll keep yer facial hair lustrous and healthy.

Mateys, pirates, buccaneers, we hope yer enjoying the winter season and this New Year has been off to
a good start for ye. As always, feel free to get in touch. The Cap’n and his crew will be happy to hear
from you.

The Cap’n

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