USPS Service Interruptions and Shipping Delays
Cap'n Jim

USPS Service Interruptions and Shipping Delays

  Ahoy, lads, I sincerely hope ye all be weathering this storm they call COVID19. It’s making life a bit rough for many of us.  USA: The United States Postal Service has been targeted for privatization. That means they are deliberately slowing down USPS first class mail shipments. We now offer the option of US…

Birthdays. Aargh.
Cap'n Jim

Birthdays. Aargh.

Lads! As yer Cap’n writes this, I be just days away from me birthday. Not sure why we celebrate this day. Who wants to be a year older? Let’s face it, with the exception of the ultra-rich and the globalist elites who seem curiously impervious to meeting their maker, all of us kick the proverbial…

Cap’n Jim’s Top 5 Drink Recipes
Cap'n Jim

Cap’n Jim’s Top 5 Drink Recipes

Ahoy, all ye lubbers, scoundrels, ruffians, rogues, and salts! Now I have heard tell among the crew that me reputation may not be as stellar as it once was. Aye, yer Cap’n be known as many things — pirate, lover, entrepreneur, and man about beard. Indeed I have spent many hours pontificating on the subject…

Back to School Sale at Blackbeard for Men!
Cap'n Jim

Back to School Sale at Blackbeard for Men!

“What do ye think the teacher’s gonna look like this year?” –Legendary Pirate Captain David Lee Roth Ahoy all ye sailors, lubbers and lovers, It be yer old salt Cap’n Jim here with a quick update. From September 12 through 15, 2017, save 20% on any order at our humble little website. That’s something even…

Make Your Gray Walk The Plank
Cap'n Jim

Make Your Gray Walk The Plank

By “Cap’n” Jim Cirile (featured on AspiringGentleman.com) Ahoy, brethren in beardliness! Ye’ve grown yerself a fine, fine scruff there on yer chin, rich with color. Well, me hearties, enjoy it while it lasts. For 100% of us pirates have this in common: as we get older (and better,) our mustaches and beards turn a ghastly…