Ahoy Capn Philip, aye, ye know one of the reasons I invented Blackbeard for Men almost 14 years ago was because I wanted to get more dates? And boy, did it work like a charm. Just today I presented my ID to a salesman, and he did a double-take. He said, 'Wow, you look much yonger.' Aye, the power of Blackbeard, good sir! And of course, always remember to wield that power responsibly. -- Capn Jim
