Cap'n Jim

Beware of the Ingrown Facial Hair!

Ahoy, Mateys! Let’s talk about a really painful subject: ingrown facial hair. Ye know how it goes, pirates. Ye shape yer beard by removing stubble from parts of yer face. And the next thing ye know suddenly ye get a little lump and it’s painful too. That little lump is an ingrown facial hair and…

Cap'n Jim

The History of the Beard!

Ahoy, Mateys! Let’s talk about our favorite asset — our facial hair! Why do we have it? How did it come about? Charles Darwin thought there was an evolutionary explanation. He thought beards played a role in sexual selection — the lasses prefer their pirates with some facial hair. Modern evolutionary psychologists have confirmed that….

Cap'n Jim

Grooming Your Beard

Mateys, here be some more beard advice from the Cap’n: Only a pirate who doesn’t have his sea legs yet will try to shape his beard right away. Wait until ye have at least an inch of growth before trying to shape it. And leave yer cheek line — that be the upper limit of…

Cap'n Jim

Winter Beard

Ahoy, mateys! Tis the season. It be cold and dry in most places. Now that doesn’t mean ye shouldn’t take care of yer beard and yer beard color. The Cap’n and his crew be here for all of yer beard color and beard dye needs. But what of the shape of yer beard? Because of…

Cap'n Jim

BrownBlack On Its Way and Other Changes Afoot

Avast, me fellow adventurers, The Cap’n here with a little screed to inform ye of some changes we be making around the ship. First and most excitingly, we be pleased to announce the impending arrival of our new BrownBlack shade. Blackbeard for Men BrownBlack be midway between our dark brown and black. It be arriving…