Cap'n Jim

The Playoff Beard!

Ahoy, Mateys! Today, let’s talk about another of the beard’s many functions – as a good luck charm. Now, mind ye’, the Cap’n has always known that. He’s been marauding through the Seven Seas for a very long time and his beard has kept him in luck – ye know, good mates, good wenches, good…

Cap'n Jim

What to Expect from the Perfect Beard!

Ahoy, Mateys! Hope ye swashbucklers are enjoying our fine summer. The Cap’n’s been sitting on deck and imbibing his barrel of rum while cavorting with busty wenches. Oh, no… sorry, hang on there… that was just a dream. A beautiful dream. You buccaneers seem to have appreciated our handy dandy guide from last week about…

Cap'n Jim

Beard Problems? Solved!

Ahoy, Mateys! The Cap’n has gotten lots of positive feedback on last week’s blog scroll post about home remedies for yer best asset. So he figured it’d be a good idea to take that one step further. Let’s talk about all the possible beard problems ye, mighty swashbuckler, are in danger of encountering and then…

Cap'n Jim

DON’T DO THAT!

Ahoy, Mateys! Normally this here blog be full of good pirate-y advice on how to achieve the perfect beard and bring out yer facial glory so you, too, can be master of the seven seas with a wench in every port. Today the Cap’n has decided to turn his ship from starboard to aft so…

Cap'n Jim

Life (and Price) Hacks for your Beard!

Ahoy, Mateys! Yer Cap’n was just surfing the interwebs to stay on top of what the beard community is chewing the fat about and noticed a very, very concerning trend: people tryin’ to sell ye shite in the disguise of informative blog posts. And all the Cap’n can say to that is “Argh!” That wasn’t…