What to Expect from the Perfect Beard!
Cap'n Jim

What to Expect from the Perfect Beard!

Ahoy, Mateys! Hope ye swashbucklers are enjoying our fine summer. The Cap’n’s been sitting on deck and imbibing his barrel of rum while cavorting with busty wenches. Oh, no… sorry, hang on there… that was just a dream. A beautiful dream. You buccaneers seem to have appreciated our handy dandy guide from last week about…

Beard Problems? Solved!
Cap'n Jim

Beard Problems? Solved!

Ahoy, Mateys! The Cap’n has gotten lots of positive feedback on last week’s blog scroll post about home remedies for yer best asset. So he figured it’d be a good idea to take that one step further. Let’s talk about all the possible beard problems ye, mighty swashbuckler, are in danger of encountering and then…

The Bearded Cap’n vs. the Clean-Shaven Landlubber!
Cap'n Jim

The Bearded Cap’n vs. the Clean-Shaven Landlubber!

Ahoy, Mateys! Today I have a story for you. The mighty tale of how I, Cap’n Jim, defeated the scourge of every bearded swashbuckler. That’s right, I went beard to baby-chin with a clean-shaven landlubber. Here is what happened: The Cap’n and his crew – after successfully marauding their way across the Seven Seas –…

Cap'n Jim

A Father’s Day Gift For You!

Ahoy, Mateys! As ye know, Father’s Day is this Sunday. Hope ye all have plans to celebrate. If ye don’t yet know how to celebrate that day, check out the Cap’n’s here blog scroll about Father’s Day Shenanigans from around the globe: https://blackbeardformen.com/fathers-day-shenanigans/ — that should give ye plenty of inspiration. The Cap’n’s personal favorite…

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DON’T DO THAT!

Ahoy, Mateys! Normally this here blog be full of good pirate-y advice on how to achieve the perfect beard and bring out yer facial glory so you, too, can be master of the seven seas with a wench in every port. Today the Cap’n has decided to turn his ship from starboard to aft so…