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Cap'n Jim

Questions for the Cap’n!

Ahoy, Mateys! When the Cap’n and his crew drop anchor in a port, the local lads sometimes have questions about the Cap’n’s treasure: Blackbeard for Men. There was a particularly smart lad recently askin’ loads of questions. Just in case any of you pirates have similar questions, the Cap’n decided to put all of his…

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International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Ahoy, Mateys! Time to shine yer cutlass and practice yer “arr’s.” Why? ‘Cause our day is comin’ up, ye bearded buccaneers and swashbucklers. “International Talk like a Pirate Day” is on the horizon. Watch out for this global holiday on Wednesday, September 19th. The Cap’n and his crew might also have a bit of a…

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Let’s Talk About Classy Beards!

Avast, me hearties! Cap’n Jim is feeling classy. And that, lads, be a rare thing indeed. The Cap’n, of course, is chawing about a classy beard. How do ye get a classy beard, ye may ask. Well, fear not, mighty swashbuckler! The Cap’n is here to tell ye exactly what to do. (The Cap’n likes…

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Birthdays. Aargh.

Lads! As yer Cap’n writes this, I be just days away from me birthday. Not sure why we celebrate this day. Who wants to be a year older? Let’s face it, with the exception of the ultra-rich and the globalist elites who seem curiously impervious to meeting their maker, all of us kick the proverbial…

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The Cap’n Conquers the Emerald Isles

  Ahoy, lads! Cap’n Jim here to share with ye what we’ve been up to the last few weeks. We received an “invitation” from a certain ‘Lord Mayor’ in a sleepy Irish seaside town that shall go unnamed. A cunning, clever conniver after yer Cap’n’s own dark heart, Lord Mayor told us that the town’s…