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Cap'n Jim

Zen and the Art of Beard Maintenance!

Ahoy, Mateys! Often a whole caseload of bottles swims towards the Cap’n’s ship and those bottles contain messages from desperate pirates drowning in questions about beard maintenance. Those poor lads are crying into their rum because they don’t know what to do. There be way too much advice out there. Much of it contradicting and…

Cap'n Jim

Ye Have Questions…

We’ve Got Hamsters! Er… no. Start again. Ye Have Questions… We Have Answers! Ahoy lads, Cap’n Jim here. We get a fair amount of mail rolling in to us, and there be some interesting questions — so we thought it best to share the answers with ye lot. Perhaps some of ye have the same…

Cap'n Jim

A Valentine’s Day Tale!

Ahoy, Mateys! The Cap’n has a treat for you today: a Valentine’s Day story. The Cap’n once knew a pirate lad — let’s call him Joe – who was a very good pirate lad indeed. Joe, our pirate lad, was of the honest and hardworking sort. He was funny and chivalrous. He had a nice…

Cap'n Jim

Thicken your BEARD!

Ahoy, Mateys! We all want a thick pirate beard. After all, the thicker the beard, the more virile the swashbuckler. (At least according to this here Cap’n.) That begs the question: how do ye thicken yer best asset? Problem is that genetics plays a big part in how thick yer beard will be. And ye…