Cap'n Jim

Valentine’s Beard

Mateys, it’s that time of year — yer on the prowl for a lass to take out on the 14th. Now, the Cap’n has a ship-full of good advice for ya. Ye need to guard yer treasure wisely, laddie. Ya didn’t swashbuckle on the seven seas just to lose every piece o’ gold ye got….

Cap'n Jim

Beard Story

Mateys, on this gray winter day the Cap’n has a story about a beard for ye to brighten yer day. Once upon a time, there was a gray beard. He was gray because he was… well… shall we say “maturing.” Now, the gray beard didn’t want to be gray… and certainly didn’t want to “mature.”…

Cap'n Jim

Grooming Your Beard

Mateys, here be some more beard advice from the Cap’n: Only a pirate who doesn’t have his sea legs yet will try to shape his beard right away. Wait until ye have at least an inch of growth before trying to shape it. And leave yer cheek line — that be the upper limit of…

Cap'n Jim

Happy Holidays from the Cap’n

Ahoy, ye swabs! This be the Cap’n’s favorite time of year. First of all, I get to take a couple days off work. Can I get a big ARRR! for that? Secondly, the Cap’n be no piker. I take great joy in finding just the right gifts fer me mates and me loved ones. Now…

Cap'n Jim

Winter Beard

Ahoy, mateys! Tis the season. It be cold and dry in most places. Now that doesn’t mean ye shouldn’t take care of yer beard and yer beard color. The Cap’n and his crew be here for all of yer beard color and beard dye needs. But what of the shape of yer beard? Because of…