Cap'n Jim

Some Help for the SIDEBURNS!

Ahoy Mateys! Last week we talked about takin’ care of yer eyebrows. This week we wanna talk about yer sideburns. And, yeah, we’re using the “royal we” here, since the Cap’n not only talks about himself in the third person but is also multi-faceted. So, let’s talk about yer sideburns. Here is the most important…

Cap'n Jim

GRAY EYEBROWS on the horizon!

Ahoy, Mateys! Well, first the bad news: yer beard might not be the only thing to give yer age away. Your eyebrows can also be a culprit. None other than the Cap’n himself has noticed that lately. My beard has already been going gray for about a decade, but my eyebrows…? That’s new. And disturbing….

Cap'n Jim

SUMMER BEARD!

  Ahoy, Mateys! It be that time of year again. Ye know what I’m referring to. The season dreaded by every bearded pirate on the seven seas: summer. To not coin a phrase: it’s hard for a beard out there in the summer. Ye gotta deal with the heat, the sweaty beard, and the dried…

Cap'n Jim

Beards Are Awesome!

Ahoy, Mateys! Apart from making ye manly and stylish and trendy, beards have other benefits as well: They prevent skin cancer. Some smart lads and lassies looked into that and found that beards block about 95% of UV rays on yer mug. If ye have allergies, yer beard helps ya to block the pollen and…