Cap'n Jim

Blackbeard’s Birthday!

Ahoy, Mateys! It’s April — the month our namesake was born. You might know him as Blackbeard, the fearsome pirate, who controlled the waters around the West Indies, but his real name was Edward Teach and he was born in Bristol, England. His ship was named “The Queen Anne’s Revenge.” His name, of course, came…

Cap'n Jim

Shape Yer Beard!

Ahoy, mateys! Often the Cap’n gets asked what exactly to do with those facial whiskers. Well, swashbuckler, that very much depends on the shape of yer face. Yer manly beard should compliment yer mug. Here are some guidelines that every pirate can live by: If yer face is round, yer beard should be longer on…

Cap'n Jim

Beware the Red!

Ahoy Mateys! Cap’n Jim here! Often we get emails askin’ us if our product will redden the face of some poor lad. Meaning will some swashbuckler have an allergic reaction? The answer, of course, is a resounding NO! In fact, the reason Blackbeard for Men exists is because the Cap’n needed a solution to his…

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Valentine’s Beard

Mateys, it’s that time of year — yer on the prowl for a lass to take out on the 14th. Now, the Cap’n has a ship-full of good advice for ya. Ye need to guard yer treasure wisely, laddie. Ya didn’t swashbuckle on the seven seas just to lose every piece o’ gold ye got….

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Beard Story

Mateys, on this gray winter day the Cap’n has a story about a beard for ye to brighten yer day. Once upon a time, there was a gray beard. He was gray because he was… well… shall we say “maturing.” Now, the gray beard didn’t want to be gray… and certainly didn’t want to “mature.”…