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Monthly Archives: May 2016

The History of the Beard!

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Ahoy, Mateys!

Let’s talk about our favorite asset — our facial hair! Why do we have it? How did it come about? Charles Darwin thought there was an evolutionary explanation. He thought beards played a role in sexual selection — the lasses prefer their pirates with some facial hair. Modern evolutionary psychologists have confirmed that. So, mateys, yet another reason to take good care of that beard. Yer beards signal sexual maturity as well as dominance. A beard — according to the evolutionary psychologists — is also seen as an indicator of a pirate’s overall condition. Lads, ye want the rest of the world to think yer condition is all spiffy, don’t ye?

So what can ya do? Ye can groom yer beard. Check out our blog entries on beard grooming and make sure ye be good to yer best asset. Also, mateys, yer here, so ye already know what ye can do about those nasty little gray hairs that might be turning up — get the Cap’n’s Blackbeard. Here is also a little hint: the Cap’n might have a little surprise coming up for ye — there might be a little flash sale to watch out for in the near future.

So, avast me hearties! Sail forth and conquer!

The Cap’n

How to GROW YOUR BEARD!

Ahoy Mateys! Mateys, before ye can take care of yer beard, ye need to grow it. Ah, there be the rub. Often that is the hardest part and many a pirate quits in despair and gets the razor out. Don’t, matey! Fight through it, cause the end result is well worth it. The Cap’n has… Continue Reading

How to get the PERFECT MUSTACHE!

Ahoy Mateys! Some of the crew have been askin’ what to do with that space between their nose and their upper lip and, as ye know, the Cap’n be a big fan of the mustache. Now, a mustache is often like buried treasure — it doesn’t look like much until ye dig it out properly.… Continue Reading

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