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Monthly Archives: March 2016

Easter Pirate!

easter pirate

Ahoy Mateys!

Holiday ahead! Now ye might be wondering how to get yer little ones acquainted with the pirate lifestyle. The Cap’n’s got the answer: Easter Pirate Time. Take plastic eggs that ye can open, put treasure inside and hide them around the backyard or a park. Then ye can even draw a treasure map for the aspiring pirates. Before yer little swashbucklers set off for their adventure, make sure ye outfit them with eye patches and pirate hats. Then send them on their treasure hunt. Ye can even print out some labels at home and affix them to a bottle of root beer which will henceforth be called “RUM” with which the young seafarers can celebrate their successful treasure hunt. Congratulations, pirate, ye made the little ones happy and set them on their pirate path. Happy Easter!

The Cap’n


Swashbuckler, take care of yer BEST ASSET!

Ahoy Mateys! That above-mentioned best asset would be yer beard! Ye don’t want it looking all raggedy. Ye should trim the edges of yer beard or mustache EVERY DAY. Just trim — a bit — ye don’t want to cut off yer very manliness, but those edges need some attention. Remember, yer a sexy pirate,… Continue Reading

Shape Yer Beard!

Ahoy, mateys! Often the Cap’n gets asked what exactly to do with those facial whiskers. Well, swashbuckler, that very much depends on the shape of yer face. Yer manly beard should compliment yer mug. Here are some guidelines that every pirate can live by: If yer face is round, yer beard should be longer on… Continue Reading

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