“My goatee is back and now it’s black. I got my beard on!” – Clay S., Fredericksburg, VA

“Lasted most of the day but I did need to reapply it around 5 o’clock. When it wears off overnight, it doesn’t leave any telltale streaks on the sheets, which is weird, but cool. Nicely done.” – Michael R., Terre Haute, IN

“I started using BBFM last week, and I have to say it is pretty damn amazing. I put it on in the morning before work and I am good to go. It goes on in, like, 15 seconds – wham-blam-blam, done.” – Cole C., Burbank, CA

“Let me tell you guys, I can’t thank you enough. Since I started using (Blackbeard for Men^TM) my success ratio on (dating sites) has gone through the roof. A marked difference.” – James B., Culver City, CA

“Overall, I love it. I put it on kind of lightly, so that I still look like me, but just younger now, LOL. What’s great is that even as it wears, it still looks natural – doesn’t get blotchy or fake-looking or anything!” – Marco C., Las Vegas, NV

“Magic in a bottle.” – Jorge C., N.Y., N.Y.

“Been looking for a job for almost six months now, which is tough for a laid-off 44-year-old. Anything that helps me have a chance in this crap economy, I appreciate. So thank you.” – Ryan A., Oakland, CA

“This s*** is the f****** bomb.” –L.K., Newark, NJ

“I’d shaved off my mustache two years ago because it was snow white. Now it’s back.” – Frankie K., Dallas, TX

“Goes on pretty quick, although I had to wipe off a bit of the excess at first until I learned to use it sparingly. Once it’s on, I pretty much forget about it completely, just check it when I go to the bathroom and see how it’s wearing (generally fine.)” – Russell V., Toronto, Canada

“Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. No, that’s not quite enough thank yous. One more: thank you!!!” – Emile R., Scranton, PA

“I’m 48, and it was getting pretty aggravating dating women my age, since a lot of them just haven’t aged well. Now that I’m using Blackbeard^TM, no sh** I am dating 3 women – 34, 35 and 39. I almost feel evil! Bwa ha ha…” – (name withheld)

“Shiver me timbers! My wife actually suggested this product to me, and if there’s one thing that I have learned it is not to argue with her. Well done, mates. Cheers.” – Lyle, Sussex, UK

“Works as advertised. Went out for a messy dinner (ribs) and was surprised it was still there after all that wiping! Thanks!” –Roger F., New Port Richey, FL

“Holy crap, where has this stuff been all my life! Fantastic!” – Emery C., Brooklyn, N.Y.

“You guys should sell eye-patches too, because (Blackbeard for Men^TM) totally does give me that pirate edge! It’s funny ‘cause I have actually noticed myself behaving differently wearing Blackbeard^TM, like, know what? Check me out.” – M.M.G., Ann Arbor, MI

ABOUT BLACKBEARD FOR MEN^TM 2.0 (released 8/1/2012)

“OK–just received the new version. INFINITELY BETTER than the original. You guys have it figured out! best product out there–and I have tried them all. The new version goes on smooth and easy. Feels natural after drying. Long-lasting. incredible! Now I really did ‘get My Beard On.’ — Thanks, JH, Dallas, TX

“Thank you, this stuff is great! No itchy rashes!” — Joe R., Idaho

“Yes! I just received it today and OMG it took 10 years off my face in seconds. I can’t even believe it.” — BD, Pittsburgh, PA